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Gordon Klingenschmitt to Secular Atheists: "God Hates You! Die! Die! Die! Why Do You So Hate Us Righteous Christians?"




Hello Children,

I reckon y’all know by now of my ongoing feud with my old nemesis, America’s #1 Most Evil Atheist, Ed Brayton.

Well, ever so often, even this Godless heathen will post up something useful for us REAL Americans.

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Bill O'Reilly Succumbs to the Wiles of 'the Obama!' Children Flee in Terror While Men Weep Openly in the Streets!




Hello Children,

I'd better warn y'all now: today's update will unnerved you! I am well and truly disgusted with what I got to write, but write it I must!

The truth must be known, and if'n it means besmirching the beautiful memories I got of a feller, then so be it!

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Georgia: Is it Happening?




A while ago, we were treated to some examples of ultra-patriots who were threatening to leave the Union if President Barack "I want to take your guns away" Obama went too far.


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Patriotic Republicans Fight for Offshore Tax Haven Rights!




How tone deaf can President Barack "I want the Rich to Pay Taxes" Obama be?

See the screaming headlines at the Huffington Post:

Republicans Defend Tax Havens Against Obama Crackdown

You see! There is mean old President Obama taking on the poor defenseless millionaires and billionaires!

How much injustice can this country endure?
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Sunday Funnies: Do You Love America? Then Obama Hates You! or How to Destroy America for Fun and Profit in 100 Days!




Hello Children,

As y'all might know, today is Sunday. Besides being my favorite day cause I get to hear the good preacher tell us that Jesus - in His infinite mercy - will provide salvation to a select few (i.e. American Christian-Conservatives) while the rest of humanity is banished to everlasting torment (enhanced interrogation) forever and ever, it also means I get to paste pictures of America's #1 greatest artist, Chuck Asay in this week's Sunday Funnies!

Just like usual, you can find him {Here} or follow along below:

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Liberals Get Outraged over Nothing...





I don't see what the problem with Jay Severin is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh3dR5QxB5U&feature=player_embedded

What's the problem? If we can't look down on Mexicans, who can we look down on?

Ok, ok, maybe Mr. Severin went a little too far; the fellers that work in the local Mexican restaurant are pretty nice. But gheeze, a conservative feller just can't have any fun on the radio any more!

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Arlen Specter's Surrender Put in Perspective: Satanic Ritual!




Hello Children,

For the first time in a good long while, I feel hopeful for the future of the GOP, and thus America.

Now I understand things look a mite bleak right now for us God-fearing Conservatives;
  • We got hit hard by the last two national elections.
  • The liberal mainstream media refuses to commit wholeheartedly to our version (the truth) of how over-regulation and a Democrat congress destroyed the economy, and that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a Christ-hating fascist/Communist/atheist/sleeper Moslem agent who forged his birth certificate.
And now comes a new poll that shows only 21% of Americans identify themselves as Conservatives.

But it’s always darkest before the dawn. And dawn is breaking.

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Not Knowing One's Place




Of course, our once formerly great nation is in a crisis. (note: don't pay attention to the liberal media when they say things like "our memories of a great past are mostly delusions of grandeur anyway")

So what caused this crisis anyway? Well, of course our current President, one Barack "I love European Socialism and French Basketball Stars" Obama won largely on making promises:

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Lou Dobbs to Secular Atheists(i.e. Scientists): "Kiss My Grits!" Atheists Cry Like Pantywaists!




Hello Children,

These dadblame “scientists” are always using their arcane terms and highfalutin concepts just so as to ensure that us normal folks don’t know what they’re really saying. It’s like a secret language they use to transmit coded atheism jinxes and whatnot.

Case in point:

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Obama: "Please, Enemies of America. Feel Free to Sodomize Our Men and Fornicate With Our White Women!"




Hello Children,

Looks like A-rabs are all over the news again.

I ain’t said too much bout the A-rabs in Iran, and their little president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Well, I always like to check in with other Conservative intertubes sites so as to properly align my thinking properly – as any good Conservative should.

Let’s check in and see what our ol’ buddy Jim Hoft has to say:

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BREAKING: Dems Exposed as Swine Flu Murder Conspirators!




Hello Children,

As if anyone needed anymore proof that ‘the Obama’ is none other than one of The Fallen; Agent of Satan; Prince of the Damned; Islamofascist homosexual atheist; you got to look no further than America’s bastions of level-headed, objective CONSPIRACY EXPOSERS!

I reckon y’all have heard by now of that there swine flu what’s cutting a swath of destruction through America.

What you probably ain’t heard from the communist-owned liberal mainstream media is where the true blame lies.

Let’s break this down:

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BREAKING: Gallup Fakes Poll Numbers! Idiot-Savant Reveals Truth!




Hello Children,

I just don't understand America no more.

I've been over yonder to see my good friend - America's number one idiot-savant - Jim Hoft and his ultra-masculine patriots over atGateway Pundit.

While I'm visiting there, I am constantly heartened by all the xenophobic zeal I see, like this 'un {Here}:

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