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Sunday Funnies: Obama Dreams of Lapping Up the Blood of Innocents, Blaspheming God's Commandment to Protect White Women from Brown Peoples!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I tell you, I might love me regular Sundays, but ain't nothing better than a Sunday sermon during a good old-fashioned tent revival!

Sweating under an old, mildewed army tent; the preacher up front, screaming of the horrors to come to them what ain't repented their sins and accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior; the frothing at the mouth as he gesticulates wildly near the alter, warning that God - in His mercy - will sentence you to an eternity of unimaginable torture if'n you are foolish enough to fall for one of the FALSE religions Satan has placed upon the earth!

It don't never fail to get ol' Norma Jean more than a little moist in certain shameful parts of her body every time she thinks of the billions of folks what were too dumb to realize they were born into the wrong religion, country and/or ethnicity thus will endure agonies in HELL'S LAKE OF FIRE unlike anything they have ever known!

Jesus be praised!

Besides church, I love my Sunday Funnies! As usual, good patriotChuck Asay don't disappoint as he lambasts the Marxists of theDemocrat Socialist Party {Here}:

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Mancow Waterboarded: Wets Britches & Cries Like a Little Girl!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I declare if’n the liberal mainstream media ain’t been busy spreading demonic lies and libeling any and every good Republican they can get they hands on!

First off, let’s take a look at the EVIL and DEMONIC Keith Olbermann:

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God: "Torture is the Provenence of Righteousness!" or "If You Don't Support Torture (of Brown Peoples) You'll Burn in Hell Forever!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 16, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I declare, but you can’t so much as step outside nowadays without being smacked in the face with another lib accusation that the Bush administration (the best President EVER!) violated their oh-so-precious “Constitution” by torturing prisoners what we captured fair and square!

In typical terror-appeaser fashion, they been arguing that somehow torture ain’t “American,” or “legal,” or “moral.”

Let’s take a gander at what America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigranthas got to say:


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Amend the Constitution NOW! Amend the Bill of Rights NOW!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

Y’all might recollect {Here} my taking a certain, unnamed Islamofascist appeaser to task for his blind, unquestioning loyalty to the Constitution.

Now it’s time to show this hippy and his long-haired liberal activist judge buddies how a PATRIOT answers conflicts with the Constitution!

If’n there’s one thing us REAL Americans know from watching Fox, it’s that we should be willing to give up some of our freedoms for some security!

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