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Need a Solution to the Iranian Situation? Ignore the "Libtards" and Ask a Neocon!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

The GOP is tearing itself apart, just when we all ought be coming together! We got the opportunity to unify the party, lead the nation once again, and ultimately retake the reigns of government come ’12!

I reckon by now y’all done heard about all the turmoil happening over yonder in the A-rab land of Iran?

If’n you need a refresher, Sister Harriet done penned an article {Here}.

Apparently, them Moslems are all up ‘n arms over election fraud, and they been taking to the streets against proper government authority, even going so far as to challenge their HOLY LEADERS!

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Fear & the GOP: Some Fibbing is Alright When It's Done to Further the Glory of God!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to apologize for being so preoccupied as to not write y'all this past weekend.

I been a mite busy lately, what with keeping an eye on the illegal immigrants I hired to tend the estate, and by spying around the house so as to keep the dadblame negros and chinamen from absconding off with my jewelry!

Anyhow, I been worrying something fierce lately.

It's just that I do not understand America no more! It seems to me in years past, the GOP didn’t have no problem scaring y’all with talk ofEVIL secular humanists, Moslem terrorists, and affordable health care!

But now y’all got other very petty, mundane things to “worry” about, like “keeping a job,” or “not committing suicide out of despair.”

Well I hate to tell you, America, but there’s more important things to worry about:

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Global Warming: What's the Big Deal? Sounds Like Paradise to Us REAL Americans!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I come across something on the television the other night that done renewed my faith in the values the GOP, though I know that ain’t the goal the commie filmmakers intended!

This here is called “Earth 2100”, and it posits two distinct futures for the world:

  1. All nations come together to solve “global warming”, ushering in an era of peace and economic sustainability. (You ask me, that sounds an awful lot like MARXISM and “President” BarackHUSSEIN Obama’s plan for a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!)
  2. The nations of earth can’t develop a common plan, the earth continues to “warm”, the “ice caps” melt, and altered “weather patterns” all come together to plunge Man into a new Dark Age.
Now pay attention to what happens with option #2:

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George Tiller Gunned Down in FALSE Church! God Weeps Tears of Joy as Unborn Babies Praise Holy Warrior's Bullets!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 01, 2009 6:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to touch a mite on a subject good Christian, Sister Harriet posted about yesterday {Here}.

She was good enough to show us what the Nazis who constitute theDemocrat Socialist Party are whining about regarding the heroic actions a REAL American in defending the culture of life us noble Christians have been guarded these long 30-odd years; basically, they’re a whole mess of terrorist-appeasers!

Seeing as Sister Harriet done covered the boo-hooing “libtards” over at DailyKos and Huffington Post sufficiently, I reckoned I’d take a look-see at what the Satanists at RightWingWatch got to say {Here}:

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Mancow Waterboarded: Wets Britches & Cries Like a Little Girl!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I declare if’n the liberal mainstream media ain’t been busy spreading demonic lies and libeling any and every good Republican they can get they hands on!

First off, let’s take a look at the EVIL and DEMONIC Keith Olbermann:

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Memorial Day: Mourn the Fallen (Republicans), Honor the Serving (Republicans), Mock the Phonies (Democrats)!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, May 25, 2009 2:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Seeing as today is Memorial Day, I hope y'all have been out and about honoring our God-fearing veterans.

Me? I been showing proper respect by volunteering over at the nearest V.A. hospital administering to the sick, shaking the hands of those who have protected us and most important of all, slapping the faces of all them PHONY soldiers!

Now before you "libtards" get all bent out of shape, just let me say this: when I say "phony," I mean them "soldiers" that either don't LOVE George W. Bush (the best president EVER) with all their hearts, or worse, voted for 'the Obama!'

Cause don't y'all forget, there ain't no REAL American soldiers that actually LIKE libs or Democrat Socialists!

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Fox Business Praises Obama?! Enviro-whackos Stand with Corporate Execs?! The END is NEAR!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I swanny!

This country is all topsy-turvey ever since ACORN stole the presidential election for Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

First off, America rejected the Christian-Conservative values what made the nation great by voting Republicans out of office! And for no discernable reason that I can cotton! We done brought the world eight years of prosperity, so what’s there to complain about?

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BREAKING: Obama's Plot to Appoint Gitmo Detainees to Cabinet Posts Thwarted; Must Remain on Resort Island Spa!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, May 22, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Jesus be praised!

America sure enough dodged a bullet this week, y’all! Despite the best efforts of “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama to work for the release of his fellow
Islamofascist/Marxist/homosexual atheist brethren currently being detained at Guantanamo Bay, REAL Americans – and even Democrats – came together to thwart his EVIL plan and preserveNATIONAL SECURITY!

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Frankfort, KY: "Sustainable Development? Just Hand Over My Bribe!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

Praise Jesus there are a few good Christians left here in the Bluegrass!

I have been heartened recently to see that not all REAL Americans have been impoverished by the Marxist ideology that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is using as a stepping stone for hisONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!

In the noble tradition of land development, a local hero dares to stand up for what’s right and honorable in this nation: the almighty dollar!

God bless the pavers of parking lots!

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Rep. Pete Sessions: Standing Up for the Underprivileged White Class!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 10:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I reckon I owe y’all an apology for my absence the last couple days.

Well, I been a mite busy with my volunteer work over at the hospital. We seen quite an influx of patients, and it was my job to help the uninsured get cleaned up and dumped out onto the sidewalk. It ain’t left much time for blogging, what with all the vomit and blood all over the streets!

Anyhow, today’s update begins once again with America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant! It seems that she has seen fit to attack our nation’s most pious and peace-loving citizens. It’s so disgraceful; you might want to pray before you watch it:

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Obama's Birth Controversy: the Smoking Gun Revealed!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, May 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I never did get caught up in all this here “Birther” movement, mostly cause I reckoned it had been pretty well cleared up during “Old Hickory’s” interview with Jerome Corsi {Here}.

But now, I hear tell from America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant that the poor Patriots what are keeping this controversy alive are tearing each other apart:

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Bill O'Reilly Succumbs to the Wiles of 'the Obama!' Children Flee in Terror While Men Weep Openly in the Streets!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I'd better warn y'all now: today's update will unnerved you! I am well and truly disgusted with what I got to write, but write it I must!

The truth must be known, and if'n it means besmirching the beautiful memories I got of a feller, then so be it!

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Sunday Funnies: Do You Love America? Then Obama Hates You! or How to Destroy America for Fun and Profit in 100 Days!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

As y'all might know, today is Sunday. Besides being my favorite day cause I get to hear the good preacher tell us that Jesus - in His infinite mercy - will provide salvation to a select few (i.e. American Christian-Conservatives) while the rest of humanity is banished to everlasting torment (enhanced interrogation) forever and ever, it also means I get to paste pictures of America's #1 greatest artist, Chuck Asay in this week's Sunday Funnies!

Just like usual, you can find him {Here} or follow along below:

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Arlen Specter's Surrender Put in Perspective: Satanic Ritual!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

For the first time in a good long while, I feel hopeful for the future of the GOP, and thus America.

Now I understand things look a mite bleak right now for us God-fearing Conservatives;
  • We got hit hard by the last two national elections.
  • The liberal mainstream media refuses to commit wholeheartedly to our version (the truth) of how over-regulation and a Democrat congress destroyed the economy, and that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a Christ-hating fascist/Communist/atheist/sleeper Moslem agent who forged his birth certificate.
And now comes a new poll that shows only 21% of Americans identify themselves as Conservatives.

But it’s always darkest before the dawn. And dawn is breaking.

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Lou Dobbs to Secular Atheists(i.e. Scientists): "Kiss My Grits!" Atheists Cry Like Pantywaists!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:59:57 PM



Hello Children,

These dadblame “scientists” are always using their arcane terms and highfalutin concepts just so as to ensure that us normal folks don’t know what they’re really saying. It’s like a secret language they use to transmit coded atheism jinxes and whatnot.

Case in point:

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