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Quickies: Obama's Next Tax Hike: Soak the Rich by Enforcing Tax Code/GOP Votes to Call a Spade a Spade! Libs Wet Themselves in Terror!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, May 18, 2009 1:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Seeing as how it’s a right beautiful evening outside, I’m going to spend the remainder of the day gardening. Rather, I’ll be hollering at the illegal immigrants I hired so as they don’t try to gyp me by drinking too much water out of my garden hose, or Jew me over by insisting they get a lunch break or a "livable wage!"

Dadblame Mexicans (or maybe A-rabs. I ain't right sure what they are, as them brown folks all look alike to me!) always taking away jobs from proper - i.e. white - Americans!

So today’s update will be a couple afternoon Quickies:

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Rep. Pete Sessions: Standing Up for the Underprivileged White Class!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 10:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I reckon I owe y’all an apology for my absence the last couple days.

Well, I been a mite busy with my volunteer work over at the hospital. We seen quite an influx of patients, and it was my job to help the uninsured get cleaned up and dumped out onto the sidewalk. It ain’t left much time for blogging, what with all the vomit and blood all over the streets!

Anyhow, today’s update begins once again with America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant! It seems that she has seen fit to attack our nation’s most pious and peace-loving citizens. It’s so disgraceful; you might want to pray before you watch it:

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Lou Dobbs to Secular Atheists(i.e. Scientists): "Kiss My Grits!" Atheists Cry Like Pantywaists!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:59:57 PM



Hello Children,

These dadblame “scientists” are always using their arcane terms and highfalutin concepts just so as to ensure that us normal folks don’t know what they’re really saying. It’s like a secret language they use to transmit coded atheism jinxes and whatnot.

Case in point:

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