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BREAKING: Newt Gingrich Exposes Barack HUSSEIN Obama's "Final Solution" for America!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, August 17, 2009 12:00:00 AM


Hello Children,

Looks like another day brings another mess of LIES from the DEMONIC LIBERALS!

I trust y’all recollect my earlier thoughts on “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his latest plot to KILL WHITE PEOPLE!

Well I ain’t the only calling the alarm on the TREASON being foisted upon America by the Democrat “Benedict Arnold” Party {Here}:


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Brave Florida Cop Wields Effective New Weapon in Battle on Illegal Mexicans; Pansy Libs Bellyache Over "Tactic"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:00:00 AM


Hello Children,

I’m afraid I ain’t got much time for an update today, and it’s all thanks to some no-account LAW ENFORCEMENT!

Now being a good Republican, I normally support the police 110%. After all, how else can America become a proper God-fearing police state if’n we ain’t got a strong police force?

But today they done got me all tore up inside by refusing to COME TO MY AID!

That’s right, y’all! Ol’ Norma Jean was in DIRE NEED of a police presence today, and they REFUSED!

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SOCIALIZED MEDICINE: the Lies Liberals Tell and the Lovers Who Lie With Them; Defusing Barack "the Anti-Christ" Obama's Healthcare Bomb!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, August 03, 2009 10:00:00 AM


Hello Children,

I reckon by now y’all been right near inundated with all the misinformation the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA has been spreading about “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s plans to COMMUNIZE HEALTHCARE!

It shouldn’t come as no surprise but the WORST of the WORST is coming from them DEMONIC LIBERALS over at MSNBC:

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The White Man's NEWEST Burden: Instructing the Inferior Races on Proper Equality

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, July 31, 2009 4:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Sweet Jesus, have mercy on us all!

Here lately I been finding myself keeping close surveillance on AMERICA’S MOST EVIL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, Rachel Maddow!

It’s almost like she done has some kind of evil magical powers what make me desire her in the Biblical sense! I find it physically impossible to avert my gaze from her heaving bossoms as she breathes deeply. I cannot stop the images what float into my brain of all sorts of carnal acts we might engage in, some all but impossible for a 93 year-old like me to engineer!

And I expect it’s something akin to “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s negr voodoo magic what forces me after every program to repeatedly engage in self-abuse while screaming her name!

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Police & TASERs: You Can Never Have Too Many of Either

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, July 27, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

Y’all might recollect I highlighted the APPALLING disrespect many Americans have for law enforcement, especially one CRAZED, ROID-RAGING MANIAC {Here}.

And now there’s another story out about a proper lawful authoritarian (thus, probably a good Republican) who’s being CRUCIFIED by the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA for Tasing a 14-year-old girl in the head:

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Whatever Happened to Global Warming? Jack van Impe Sticks It to "Scientists!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, July 26, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Here we are in the middle of July, but yesterday ol’ Norma Jean’s arthritis is acting up something fierce!

What’s it being July got to do with my arthritis, you ask?

Cause it was 68 degrees (Fahrenheit. I don’t do that commie Celsius nonsense) and raining.

It’s July 22nd and it’s 68 degrees in the middle of the day?!

Whatever happened to all the predictions of “scientists” about their “global warming” hooey?


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Birthers Demand Accountability from RINO! RINO Wets Britches & Runs in Fear!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, July 26, 2009 5:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I declare!

This video clip below is from a rally being held by Mike Castle, a feller heretofore thought of as a REAL American. Not anymore he ain’t, as you can see via them Libs at Crooks and Liars:

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James Inhofe: Al Franken's Latest Victim

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, July 25, 2009 5:00:00 AM


Hello Children,

This here update comes a couple weeks late, but I reckon it’s better late than never.

True to his DEMONIC LIBERAL roots, ol’ Keith Olbermann every day pushes the MARXIST/ATHEIST/ISLAMOFASCIST/HOMOSEXUAL agenda of his EVIL mainstream media overlords!

Whether it’s taking quotes out of context; cropping video short; demonizing his opponents; or setting up strawman arguments, ol Keith will do what whatever he’s got to do to isolate REAL Americans from the TRUTH!

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Neda Agha-Soltan: Liberal Media Elites Canonize Uppity A-rab! Patriotic Neocons See Through Ruse, Declare "Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

I can almost hear all you “libtards” and homosexual atheists (ain't that redundancy? LOL!) out there clacking away at your dadblame computing machines, sending me more of your disgusting lies via the “electrical mail” y’all are so attached to!

Well guess what, you stinking mess of commie pinkos? I don’t care!

I swanny! All these bleeding heart libs and their willing lapdogs in the mainstream media are so quick to lionize any foreigner, they don’t NEVER stop to consider they might be WRONG!

As is the case with uppity female terrorist, Neda Agha-Soltan:

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Need a Solution to the Iranian Situation? Ignore the "Libtards" and Ask a Neocon!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

The GOP is tearing itself apart, just when we all ought be coming together! We got the opportunity to unify the party, lead the nation once again, and ultimately retake the reigns of government come ’12!

I reckon by now y’all done heard about all the turmoil happening over yonder in the A-rab land of Iran?

If’n you need a refresher, Sister Harriet done penned an article {Here}.

Apparently, them Moslems are all up ‘n arms over election fraud, and they been taking to the streets against proper government authority, even going so far as to challenge their HOLY LEADERS!

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Protest a Planned Parenthood: How to Menace for Fun & Profit!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I feel I owe y’all another apology for being absent so much the last couple weeks. It ain’t that I been neglecting my duties as a God-fearing Christian warrior of the intertubes, it’s just that my reconnoitering responsibilities have increased exponentially of late!

For example, y’all might recollect a few weeks back, that Holy act of divinely-blessed vengeance by a REAL American patriot {Here}!

That so inspired me and the Septuagenarian Protestors Club of my church, we decided to head out to our nearest Planned Parenthood and picket to see if’n we could dissuade young people from procuring their services.

We reckoned the best way to do that was a two-pronged approach:

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Fear & the GOP: Some Fibbing is Alright When It's Done to Further the Glory of God!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to apologize for being so preoccupied as to not write y'all this past weekend.

I been a mite busy lately, what with keeping an eye on the illegal immigrants I hired to tend the estate, and by spying around the house so as to keep the dadblame negros and chinamen from absconding off with my jewelry!

Anyhow, I been worrying something fierce lately.

It's just that I do not understand America no more! It seems to me in years past, the GOP didn’t have no problem scaring y’all with talk ofEVIL secular humanists, Moslem terrorists, and affordable health care!

But now y’all got other very petty, mundane things to “worry” about, like “keeping a job,” or “not committing suicide out of despair.”

Well I hate to tell you, America, but there’s more important things to worry about:

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Global Warming: What's the Big Deal? Sounds Like Paradise to Us REAL Americans!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I come across something on the television the other night that done renewed my faith in the values the GOP, though I know that ain’t the goal the commie filmmakers intended!

This here is called “Earth 2100”, and it posits two distinct futures for the world:

  1. All nations come together to solve “global warming”, ushering in an era of peace and economic sustainability. (You ask me, that sounds an awful lot like MARXISM and “President” BarackHUSSEIN Obama’s plan for a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!)
  2. The nations of earth can’t develop a common plan, the earth continues to “warm”, the “ice caps” melt, and altered “weather patterns” all come together to plunge Man into a new Dark Age.
Now pay attention to what happens with option #2:

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The New Goodnight Kiss: When Did It Become OK for Women to Assert Their Sexuality?! That's a Job for the Menfolk!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Y’all ought know by now my stance on the liberal mainstream media and their amoral programming which is targeted at proper (white) Christians so as they will turn away from God and accept the Satanic indoctrination of the Democrat Socialist Party!

Well, every once in a while, despite themselves, they will actually air something relevant.

In this case it’s a program that somehow slipped by the Feminazi pagans running the news department of ABC!

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Quickies: Carl Sagan's Deathbed Conversion: Atheist Cover-Up/Your Right to Free Speech Ends When You Offend a Christian!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 01, 2009 8:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Today I got me a couple evening Quickies to share. And what’s interesting is that they’re both from my arch-nemesis, America’s most evil atheist, Ed Brayton!

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