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Mancow Waterboarded: Wets Britches & Cries Like a Little Girl!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I declare if’n the liberal mainstream media ain’t been busy spreading demonic lies and libeling any and every good Republican they can get they hands on!

First off, let’s take a look at the EVIL and DEMONIC Keith Olbermann:

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Memorial Day: Mourn the Fallen (Republicans), Honor the Serving (Republicans), Mock the Phonies (Democrats)!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, May 25, 2009 2:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Seeing as today is Memorial Day, I hope y'all have been out and about honoring our God-fearing veterans.

Me? I been showing proper respect by volunteering over at the nearest V.A. hospital administering to the sick, shaking the hands of those who have protected us and most important of all, slapping the faces of all them PHONY soldiers!

Now before you "libtards" get all bent out of shape, just let me say this: when I say "phony," I mean them "soldiers" that either don't LOVE George W. Bush (the best president EVER) with all their hearts, or worse, voted for 'the Obama!'

Cause don't y'all forget, there ain't no REAL American soldiers that actually LIKE libs or Democrat Socialists!

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BREAKING: Obama's Plot to Appoint Gitmo Detainees to Cabinet Posts Thwarted; Must Remain on Resort Island Spa!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, May 22, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Jesus be praised!

America sure enough dodged a bullet this week, y’all! Despite the best efforts of “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama to work for the release of his fellow
Islamofascist/Marxist/homosexual atheist brethren currently being detained at Guantanamo Bay, REAL Americans – and even Democrats – came together to thwart his EVIL plan and preserveNATIONAL SECURITY!

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Bill O'Reilly Succumbs to the Wiles of 'the Obama!' Children Flee in Terror While Men Weep Openly in the Streets!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

I'd better warn y'all now: today's update will unnerved you! I am well and truly disgusted with what I got to write, but write it I must!

The truth must be known, and if'n it means besmirching the beautiful memories I got of a feller, then so be it!

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Sunday Funnies: Do You Love America? Then Obama Hates You! or How to Destroy America for Fun and Profit in 100 Days!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

As y'all might know, today is Sunday. Besides being my favorite day cause I get to hear the good preacher tell us that Jesus - in His infinite mercy - will provide salvation to a select few (i.e. American Christian-Conservatives) while the rest of humanity is banished to everlasting torment (enhanced interrogation) forever and ever, it also means I get to paste pictures of America's #1 greatest artist, Chuck Asay in this week's Sunday Funnies!

Just like usual, you can find him {Here} or follow along below:

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Obama: "Please, Enemies of America. Feel Free to Sodomize Our Men and Fornicate With Our White Women!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

Looks like A-rabs are all over the news again.

I ain’t said too much bout the A-rabs in Iran, and their little president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Well, I always like to check in with other Conservative intertubes sites so as to properly align my thinking properly – as any good Conservative should.

Let’s check in and see what our ol’ buddy Jim Hoft has to say:

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