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Quickies: Looking for the Anti-Christ? Find the Mason-Dixon Line & Keep Driving NORTH!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I’m a mite busy entertaining a young gentleman friend tonight, and I’ll likely be too tied up to update much for the blog (too busy all night, mayhap! I been taking special “medicinal creams” I seen advertised on the television in late evenings. And let me tell you, they do some funny things to ol’ Norma Jean!).*

So this here is just an evening Quickie:

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Fox Business Praises Obama?! Enviro-whackos Stand with Corporate Execs?! The END is NEAR!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I swanny!

This country is all topsy-turvey ever since ACORN stole the presidential election for Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

First off, America rejected the Christian-Conservative values what made the nation great by voting Republicans out of office! And for no discernable reason that I can cotton! We done brought the world eight years of prosperity, so what’s there to complain about?

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BREAKING: Obama's Plot to Appoint Gitmo Detainees to Cabinet Posts Thwarted; Must Remain on Resort Island Spa!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, May 22, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Jesus be praised!

America sure enough dodged a bullet this week, y’all! Despite the best efforts of “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama to work for the release of his fellow
Islamofascist/Marxist/homosexual atheist brethren currently being detained at Guantanamo Bay, REAL Americans – and even Democrats – came together to thwart his EVIL plan and preserveNATIONAL SECURITY!

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Quickies: Obama's Next Tax Hike: Soak the Rich by Enforcing Tax Code/GOP Votes to Call a Spade a Spade! Libs Wet Themselves in Terror!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, May 18, 2009 1:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Seeing as how it’s a right beautiful evening outside, I’m going to spend the remainder of the day gardening. Rather, I’ll be hollering at the illegal immigrants I hired so as they don’t try to gyp me by drinking too much water out of my garden hose, or Jew me over by insisting they get a lunch break or a "livable wage!"

Dadblame Mexicans (or maybe A-rabs. I ain't right sure what they are, as them brown folks all look alike to me!) always taking away jobs from proper - i.e. white - Americans!

So today’s update will be a couple afternoon Quickies:

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Rep. Pete Sessions: Standing Up for the Underprivileged White Class!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 10:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I reckon I owe y’all an apology for my absence the last couple days.

Well, I been a mite busy with my volunteer work over at the hospital. We seen quite an influx of patients, and it was my job to help the uninsured get cleaned up and dumped out onto the sidewalk. It ain’t left much time for blogging, what with all the vomit and blood all over the streets!

Anyhow, today’s update begins once again with America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant! It seems that she has seen fit to attack our nation’s most pious and peace-loving citizens. It’s so disgraceful; you might want to pray before you watch it:

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Obama's Birth Controversy: the Smoking Gun Revealed!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, May 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I never did get caught up in all this here “Birther” movement, mostly cause I reckoned it had been pretty well cleared up during “Old Hickory’s” interview with Jerome Corsi {Here}.

But now, I hear tell from America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant that the poor Patriots what are keeping this controversy alive are tearing each other apart:

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Bill O'Reilly Succumbs to the Wiles of 'the Obama!' Children Flee in Terror While Men Weep Openly in the Streets!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I'd better warn y'all now: today's update will unnerved you! I am well and truly disgusted with what I got to write, but write it I must!

The truth must be known, and if'n it means besmirching the beautiful memories I got of a feller, then so be it!

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Quickies: Miley Cyrus Renounces God! Satan Gleefully Accepts Her Soul!/Satan’s Minions: Democrats Exposed

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello children,

It’s time for some Saturday morning Quickies:

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