Posted by
The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 10:00:00 PM

Hello Children,
I reckon I owe y’all an apology for my absence the last couple days.
Well, I been a mite busy with my volunteer work over at the hospital. We seen quite an influx of patients, and it was my job to help the uninsured get cleaned up and dumped out onto the sidewalk. It ain’t left much time for blogging, what with all the vomit and blood all over the streets!
Anyhow, today’s update begins once again with America’s Most Evil Illegal Immigrant! It seems that she has seen fit to attack our nation’s most pious and peace-loving citizens. It’s so disgraceful; you might want to pray before you watch it: