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Town Hall FARCE: Libs Decry Armed "Extremists" Outside Their Meetings! Sure Would Be A Shame If Someone Set Fire While Dems Huddle Inside! *wink wink*

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:00:00 AM


Hello Children,

Lord have mercy, but these Libs just keep getting me all-fired hopping mad!

I hope y’all been paying close attention these last few weeks as us REALAmericans (i.e. Christian-Conservatives) have kept a mighty tight hold of the RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION we’ve felt NIGHT AFTER NIGHT as we’re VILIFIED by the DEMONIC LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA!

But that indignation has got itself a boiling point, and I reckon we hit that last night as “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama got hisself on the television to spread his HATE and his LIES all around the country!


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Cash for Clunkers: Obama's "Stimulus" Fails Miserably! Liberal Mainstream Media Bows Down Before Jew Overlords in Coverup!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 8:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Lord Almighty, but the weather round these parts is mighty fierce today!

Now that really don’t come as no surprise to REAL Americans like myself, cause we know it’s just one more sign of the End of Days!

Anyhow, I just want to make sure y’all ain’t falling prey to the LIES being spread about by the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA about “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s plan to SOCIALIZE the American car industry!

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The White Man's NEWEST Burden: Instructing the Inferior Races on Proper Equality

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, July 31, 2009 4:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Sweet Jesus, have mercy on us all!

Here lately I been finding myself keeping close surveillance on AMERICA’S MOST EVIL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, Rachel Maddow!

It’s almost like she done has some kind of evil magical powers what make me desire her in the Biblical sense! I find it physically impossible to avert my gaze from her heaving bossoms as she breathes deeply. I cannot stop the images what float into my brain of all sorts of carnal acts we might engage in, some all but impossible for a 93 year-old like me to engineer!

And I expect it’s something akin to “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s negr voodoo magic what forces me after every program to repeatedly engage in self-abuse while screaming her name!

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Birthers Demand Accountability from RINO! RINO Wets Britches & Runs in Fear!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, July 26, 2009 5:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I declare!

This video clip below is from a rally being held by Mike Castle, a feller heretofore thought of as a REAL American. Not anymore he ain’t, as you can see via them Libs at Crooks and Liars:

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Sunday Funnies: Only Fat, Gluttonous Idiots Want Universal Health Care!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I'm sorry to confess that I ain't quite in the chipper mood Sundays normally put me.

This morning we had ourselves a visiting pastor from up north (A Yankee! A Damn Cincinnatti Yankee!), and as soon as he stood up he got to preaching all about the love that Jesus has for us all, how all we got to do is ask and He will forgive us our sins, and even that none of us ought be telling others that the End is Near!

Shitfire, y'all! If'n I wanted to hear silly hippie preaching like that, I'd head over to listen to the heresy at the local Unitarian "church!"

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Roeder, Von Brunn, Forde: American Heroes Smeared by Liberal Media Elites!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Well, looks like the Marxist “libtards” in this country continue their assault on the rights and liberties of us REAL Americans!

Y’all might recollect {Here} and {Here} how Sister Harriet and I praised the HEROIC and COURAGEOUS actions of America’s premier pro-life (pro-life for fetuses, not adults) movement advocate, Scott Roeder.

Course, the liberal mainstream media and their CO-CONSPIRATORSin law enforcement didn’t waste no time in vilifying this PATRIOT, hunting him down like some COMMON CRIMINAL and charging him with MURDER!

Can you believe that?!

At least us REAL Americans, i.e. Christian-Conservatives, can experience some comfort in the knowledge that “Tiller the Killer” won’t never “help” another woman ever again.

Thank Jesus for the truisms of Bill O’Reilly!

But it don’t stop there!

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Quickies: Laura Bush: Satanic Harpy of Secularism!/You Got a Vagina?! Then You're Worthy Only of My Disdain!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I ain’t got much time right now, as I’m busy shadowing Mi Lin and Rosalita, a couple illegals I done hired as maids.

I got to make sure they ain’t jewing me out of no money by lazing about, so this here update will be a couple afternoon Quickies:

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Scott Roeder: American Hero Takes Law Into His Own Hands! God Smiles Upon His Venture!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Friday, June 05, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

Well, it don’t come as no surprise to ol’ Norma Jean (and shouldn’t to you neither) that the EVIL LIBERAL mainstream media just can’t get over the “homicide” of George Tiller; a feller us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian-Conservatives) demonized for performing “legal” procedures on willing “patients” in order to “save their lives”.

These dang libs don’t ever pass up a chance to drum up false outrage so long as it gives them a chance to get a dig in against us tolerant, peaceful Christians of the Culture of Life.

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Quickies: Carl Sagan's Deathbed Conversion: Atheist Cover-Up/Your Right to Free Speech Ends When You Offend a Christian!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 01, 2009 8:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Today I got me a couple evening Quickies to share. And what’s interesting is that they’re both from my arch-nemesis, America’s most evil atheist, Ed Brayton!

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George Tiller Gunned Down in FALSE Church! God Weeps Tears of Joy as Unborn Babies Praise Holy Warrior's Bullets!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, June 01, 2009 6:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to touch a mite on a subject good Christian, Sister Harriet posted about yesterday {Here}.

She was good enough to show us what the Nazis who constitute theDemocrat Socialist Party are whining about regarding the heroic actions a REAL American in defending the culture of life us noble Christians have been guarded these long 30-odd years; basically, they’re a whole mess of terrorist-appeasers!

Seeing as Sister Harriet done covered the boo-hooing “libtards” over at DailyKos and Huffington Post sufficiently, I reckoned I’d take a look-see at what the Satanists at RightWingWatch got to say {Here}:

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Universities & Indoctrination: the INSIDIOUS CONSPIRACY unmasked!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 30, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

It ain't no secret that us REAL Americans took a mighty awful whooping the last couple national elections, and it ain't always obvious why.

Thankfully we got ourselves some wise counsel in the form of theLeadership Institute, who have been busy dissecting the overwhelming wins of the Democrat Socialist Party, and are now prepared to release their findings (h/t Barefoot and Progressive):

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Quickies: Oppose Torture? Then You're American Heros No Longer!/Equality Ain't Spelled Out in the Constitution, "Libtards!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I’m afraid today’s edition of evening Quickies will continue to highlight the downfall of fellers I once considered heroes.

I just can’t find it in my heart to give no more exposition than that. You’ll just have to see it for yourselves.

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Memorial Day: Mourn the Fallen (Republicans), Honor the Serving (Republicans), Mock the Phonies (Democrats)!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, May 25, 2009 2:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

Seeing as today is Memorial Day, I hope y'all have been out and about honoring our God-fearing veterans.

Me? I been showing proper respect by volunteering over at the nearest V.A. hospital administering to the sick, shaking the hands of those who have protected us and most important of all, slapping the faces of all them PHONY soldiers!

Now before you "libtards" get all bent out of shape, just let me say this: when I say "phony," I mean them "soldiers" that either don't LOVE George W. Bush (the best president EVER) with all their hearts, or worse, voted for 'the Obama!'

Cause don't y'all forget, there ain't no REAL American soldiers that actually LIKE libs or Democrat Socialists!

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Sunday Funnies: Loaded Guns, Busy National Parks and Drunken Revelry; What's the Worst That Could Happen?

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 24, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

It’s the Lord’s Day, so I trust you ain’t been too sinful this past week, like committing simony or engaging in decadent, drug-fueled orgies with every known gender and sexual orientation!

And if’n it’s the latter, I hope y’all done prayed long and hard in penance, for the Lord ain’t nothing if not a gracious and forgiving god.

Cause if He ain’t, ol’ Norma Jean is in trouble.

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Sustainable Development: a Liberal Plot to Destroy Capitalism!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to post a quick update to yesterday’s article {Here}.

Just in case y’all needed any more proof that what America in general, but Frankfort in particular, needs more than anything is a new building boom: one that discards old storefronts like so much trash, leaving them to deteriorate and rot; one that expands outward from the city, clear cutting virgin forests and bulldozing rolling hills; one that sweeps aside the filth of nature for the sterility of pavement and concrete!

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