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Sunday Funnies: Only Fat, Gluttonous Idiots Want Universal Health Care!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I'm sorry to confess that I ain't quite in the chipper mood Sundays normally put me.

This morning we had ourselves a visiting pastor from up north (A Yankee! A Damn Cincinnatti Yankee!), and as soon as he stood up he got to preaching all about the love that Jesus has for us all, how all we got to do is ask and He will forgive us our sins, and even that none of us ought be telling others that the End is Near!

Shitfire, y'all! If'n I wanted to hear silly hippie preaching like that, I'd head over to listen to the heresy at the local Unitarian "church!"

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The New Goodnight Kiss: When Did It Become OK for Women to Assert Their Sexuality?! That's a Job for the Menfolk!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Y’all ought know by now my stance on the liberal mainstream media and their amoral programming which is targeted at proper (white) Christians so as they will turn away from God and accept the Satanic indoctrination of the Democrat Socialist Party!

Well, every once in a while, despite themselves, they will actually air something relevant.

In this case it’s a program that somehow slipped by the Feminazi pagans running the news department of ABC!

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Sustainable Development: a Liberal Plot to Destroy Capitalism!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to post a quick update to yesterday’s article {Here}.

Just in case y’all needed any more proof that what America in general, but Frankfort in particular, needs more than anything is a new building boom: one that discards old storefronts like so much trash, leaving them to deteriorate and rot; one that expands outward from the city, clear cutting virgin forests and bulldozing rolling hills; one that sweeps aside the filth of nature for the sterility of pavement and concrete!

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Frankfort, KY: "Sustainable Development? Just Hand Over My Bribe!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

Praise Jesus there are a few good Christians left here in the Bluegrass!

I have been heartened recently to see that not all REAL Americans have been impoverished by the Marxist ideology that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is using as a stepping stone for hisONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!

In the noble tradition of land development, a local hero dares to stand up for what’s right and honorable in this nation: the almighty dollar!

God bless the pavers of parking lots!

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