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Quickies: Damn Yankees Hurl Abuse at Kentuckian/Hate-filled Liberal Elitist Fantasizes Genocide of REAL Americans

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Monday, August 03, 2009 1:00:00


Hello Children,

It’s getting a mite late, and I still ain’t got around to watching the latest episode of Rachel Maddow on TIVO.

And seeing as I’ll be too busy afterwards what with the self-abuse and subsequent prayers for forgiveness, this here update will be a couple Saturday evening Quickies, both of which are courtesy of CHRIST-KILLER and NEW YORKER, Jon Stewart:

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Whatever Happened to Global Warming? Jack van Impe Sticks It to "Scientists!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, July 26, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Here we are in the middle of July, but yesterday ol’ Norma Jean’s arthritis is acting up something fierce!

What’s it being July got to do with my arthritis, you ask?

Cause it was 68 degrees (Fahrenheit. I don’t do that commie Celsius nonsense) and raining.

It’s July 22nd and it’s 68 degrees in the middle of the day?!

Whatever happened to all the predictions of “scientists” about their “global warming” hooey?


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Sunday Funnies: Only Fat, Gluttonous Idiots Want Universal Health Care!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:00:00



Hello Children,

I'm sorry to confess that I ain't quite in the chipper mood Sundays normally put me.

This morning we had ourselves a visiting pastor from up north (A Yankee! A Damn Cincinnatti Yankee!), and as soon as he stood up he got to preaching all about the love that Jesus has for us all, how all we got to do is ask and He will forgive us our sins, and even that none of us ought be telling others that the End is Near!

Shitfire, y'all! If'n I wanted to hear silly hippie preaching like that, I'd head over to listen to the heresy at the local Unitarian "church!"

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The New Goodnight Kiss: When Did It Become OK for Women to Assert Their Sexuality?! That's a Job for the Menfolk!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Y’all ought know by now my stance on the liberal mainstream media and their amoral programming which is targeted at proper (white) Christians so as they will turn away from God and accept the Satanic indoctrination of the Democrat Socialist Party!

Well, every once in a while, despite themselves, they will actually air something relevant.

In this case it’s a program that somehow slipped by the Feminazi pagans running the news department of ABC!

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Universities & Indoctrination: the INSIDIOUS CONSPIRACY unmasked!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, May 30, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

It ain't no secret that us REAL Americans took a mighty awful whooping the last couple national elections, and it ain't always obvious why.

Thankfully we got ourselves some wise counsel in the form of theLeadership Institute, who have been busy dissecting the overwhelming wins of the Democrat Socialist Party, and are now prepared to release their findings (h/t Barefoot and Progressive):

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Gordon Klingenschmitt to Secular Atheists: "God Hates You! Die! Die! Die! Why Do You So Hate Us Righteous Christians?"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

I reckon y’all know by now of my ongoing feud with my old nemesis, America’s #1 Most Evil Atheist, Ed Brayton.

Well, ever so often, even this Godless heathen will post up something useful for us REAL Americans.

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Sunday Funnies: Do You Love America? Then Obama Hates You! or How to Destroy America for Fun and Profit in 100 Days!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:00:00



Hello Children,

As y'all might know, today is Sunday. Besides being my favorite day cause I get to hear the good preacher tell us that Jesus - in His infinite mercy - will provide salvation to a select few (i.e. American Christian-Conservatives) while the rest of humanity is banished to everlasting torment (enhanced interrogation) forever and ever, it also means I get to paste pictures of America's #1 greatest artist, Chuck Asay in this week's Sunday Funnies!

Just like usual, you can find him {Here} or follow along below:

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