Posted by
The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:00:00 AM

Hello Children,
I tell you, I might love me regular Sundays, but ain't nothing better than a Sunday sermon during a good old-fashioned tent revival!
Sweating under an old, mildewed army tent; the preacher up front, screaming of the horrors to come to them what ain't repented their sins and accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior; the frothing at the mouth as he gesticulates wildly near the alter, warning that God - in His mercy - will sentence you to an eternity of unimaginable torture if'n you are foolish enough to fall for one of the FALSE religions Satan has placed upon the earth!
It don't never fail to get ol' Norma Jean more than a little moist in certain shameful parts of her body every time she thinks of the billions of folks what were too dumb to realize they were born into the wrong religion, country and/or ethnicity thus will endure agonies in HELL'S LAKE OF FIRE unlike anything they have ever known!
Jesus be praised!