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President Obama: Caused Governor Sanford's Affair! He has been cursed!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 25, 2009 11:00:00 PM





That's right: Mr. Limbaugh correctly places the blame right on President Barack "I want everyone to have health care" Obama!

Of course, Godly Prayer Warriors are doing something about it: they are praying for President Obama's death:

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Neda Agha-Soltan: Liberal Media Elites Canonize Uppity A-rab! Patriotic Neocons See Through Ruse, Declare "Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!"

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:00:00 PM


Hello Children,

I can almost hear all you “libtards” and homosexual atheists (ain't that redundancy? LOL!) out there clacking away at your dadblame computing machines, sending me more of your disgusting lies via the “electrical mail” y’all are so attached to!

Well guess what, you stinking mess of commie pinkos? I don’t care!

I swanny! All these bleeding heart libs and their willing lapdogs in the mainstream media are so quick to lionize any foreigner, they don’t NEVER stop to consider they might be WRONG!

As is the case with uppity female terrorist, Neda Agha-Soltan:

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Christian Alerts us to Evil!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:00:00 PM




Observe Pure Evil:



Really! That is what this Christian Warrior tells us:

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Need a Solution to the Iranian Situation? Ignore the "Libtards" and Ask a Neocon!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

The GOP is tearing itself apart, just when we all ought be coming together! We got the opportunity to unify the party, lead the nation once again, and ultimately retake the reigns of government come ’12!

I reckon by now y’all done heard about all the turmoil happening over yonder in the A-rab land of Iran?

If’n you need a refresher, Sister Harriet done penned an article {Here}.

Apparently, them Moslems are all up ‘n arms over election fraud, and they been taking to the streets against proper government authority, even going so far as to challenge their HOLY LEADERS!

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Patriotic Police Officer Subdues Crazed, Rage-Fueled Meth Addict! "Libtards" Cry Like Little Girls, Advocate Anarchy!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I am so thoroughly disheartened by the lack of respect shown law enforcement by the public in general, but a certain population in particular!

Y’all might recollect Sister Harriet {Here} opining on the video what displayed for the world to see the violence what inhabits the n.... soul, ready to explode at the slightest provocation!

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Liberals: Discount the Healing Power of Jesus

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:00:00 AM



Sometimes I wonder where this country is heading.

First: the atheist-science-liberals doubt that miracles happen!

A young man in Kansas had a traumatic event in his life. Here's a simple outline of what happened.

Chase Kear has a serious accident, fracturing his skull.

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Bystanders call for emergency medical help on their phones.
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Doctors arrive in a helicopter.
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Doctors administer emergency care.
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Helicopter arrives at hospital; doctors take him into surgery.
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Surgeons remove portion of his skull to protect his brain from swelling.
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Kear is treated with antibiotics to prevent infections.
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Swelling reduces, doctors restore Kear's skull.
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Bystanders pray.
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Family prays.
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Family prays.
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Family asks for the last rites to be administered to Kear.
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Family prays.
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Family prays.
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Family prays.
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Family prays.
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Kear survives, is rehabilited, and seems to be making a full recovery.

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Sunday Funnies: Only Fat, Gluttonous Idiots Want Universal Health Care!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I'm sorry to confess that I ain't quite in the chipper mood Sundays normally put me.

This morning we had ourselves a visiting pastor from up north (A Yankee! A Damn Cincinnatti Yankee!), and as soon as he stood up he got to preaching all about the love that Jesus has for us all, how all we got to do is ask and He will forgive us our sins, and even that none of us ought be telling others that the End is Near!

Shitfire, y'all! If'n I wanted to hear silly hippie preaching like that, I'd head over to listen to the heresy at the local Unitarian "church!"

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Godly Politician: Hunger can be a good motivator!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:00:00 AM




The State of Missouri has some Godly state legislators.



State Representative Cynthia Davis doesn't see the need for programs which help poor lazy people feed their kids during the summer months:

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Roeder, Von Brunn, Forde: American Heroes Smeared by Liberal Media Elites!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

Well, looks like the Marxist “libtards” in this country continue their assault on the rights and liberties of us REAL Americans!

Y’all might recollect {Here} and {Here} how Sister Harriet and I praised the HEROIC and COURAGEOUS actions of America’s premier pro-life (pro-life for fetuses, not adults) movement advocate, Scott Roeder.

Course, the liberal mainstream media and their CO-CONSPIRATORSin law enforcement didn’t waste no time in vilifying this PATRIOT, hunting him down like some COMMON CRIMINAL and charging him with MURDER!

Can you believe that?!

At least us REAL Americans, i.e. Christian-Conservatives, can experience some comfort in the knowledge that “Tiller the Killer” won’t never “help” another woman ever again.

Thank Jesus for the truisms of Bill O’Reilly!

But it don’t stop there!

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Uppity California Broad Smarts off to a General

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 8:00:00 AM




Can you believe this?



Of course, the feminazis are going all ga-ga because some broad told off a General. 

Hey, he didn't call her "toots" so I don't see what the problem is. You can go to a real news site and vote in a poll here.

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Quickies: Looking for the Anti-Christ? Find the Mason-Dixon Line & Keep Driving NORTH!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I’m a mite busy entertaining a young gentleman friend tonight, and I’ll likely be too tied up to update much for the blog (too busy all night, mayhap! I been taking special “medicinal creams” I seen advertised on the television in late evenings. And let me tell you, they do some funny things to ol’ Norma Jean!).*

So this here is just an evening Quickie:

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Protest a Planned Parenthood: How to Menace for Fun & Profit!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Saturday, June 20, 2009 1:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I feel I owe y’all another apology for being absent so much the last couple weeks. It ain’t that I been neglecting my duties as a God-fearing Christian warrior of the intertubes, it’s just that my reconnoitering responsibilities have increased exponentially of late!

For example, y’all might recollect a few weeks back, that Holy act of divinely-blessed vengeance by a REAL American patriot {Here}!

That so inspired me and the Septuagenarian Protestors Club of my church, we decided to head out to our nearest Planned Parenthood and picket to see if’n we could dissuade young people from procuring their services.

We reckoned the best way to do that was a two-pronged approach:

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President Obama Continues to Fool the Gullible Public

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Sunday, June 14, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Of course, the libs are crowing over this. I admit that I don't understand this.

We read the following from the patriot Dick Morris:

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Quickies: Laura Bush: Satanic Harpy of Secularism!/You Got a Vagina?! Then You're Worthy Only of My Disdain!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 5:00:00 PM



Hello Children,

I ain’t got much time right now, as I’m busy shadowing Mi Lin and Rosalita, a couple illegals I done hired as maids.

I got to make sure they ain’t jewing me out of no money by lazing about, so this here update will be a couple afternoon Quickies:

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Fear & the GOP: Some Fibbing is Alright When It's Done to Further the Glory of God!

Posted by The Good Kentuckian on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:00:00 AM



Hello Children,

I just wanted to apologize for being so preoccupied as to not write y'all this past weekend.

I been a mite busy lately, what with keeping an eye on the illegal immigrants I hired to tend the estate, and by spying around the house so as to keep the dadblame negros and chinamen from absconding off with my jewelry!

Anyhow, I been worrying something fierce lately.

It's just that I do not understand America no more! It seems to me in years past, the GOP didn’t have no problem scaring y’all with talk ofEVIL secular humanists, Moslem terrorists, and affordable health care!

But now y’all got other very petty, mundane things to “worry” about, like “keeping a job,” or “not committing suicide out of despair.”

Well I hate to tell you, America, but there’s more important things to worry about:

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